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"Valuable Public Service Document"
The following Document- entitled
"Certificate of Winning", has proven over the years to be
invaluable insofar as maintaining and even enhancing Marital
Harmony and PEACE.
If needed, once the sale in our
store is completed AND PAID FOR in FULL. We will print this out
and fill it in with the Customers name and detail. That way,
when questioned about the new item that just came into the
house, if it looks as though it will become an 'issue', merely
whip out the certificate, and voila', peace and harmony will
resound in the household.
As a public service, in our own
little way, in the quest for WORLD PEACE, we are now offering
this Bills Sporting Goods Genuine Internet Copy of our
heretofore regionally famous " Certificate of Winning", to you
at no charge. Even if you shop at another gun shop or one of
those tacky chain stores.
Please feel free to use this. Please
use only as needed. And have fun while staying safe and sound.
Ken
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