TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN:

10. You can buy a silencer for a handgun

9. A handgun can be kept under the bed freeing up valuable closet space.
8. You can trade a 44 in for a pair of 22s.
7. Handguns are never gas operated.
6. You can tune and rebuild a handgun to your liking.
5. A handgun reloads FAST.
4. Handguns are always there when you need them.
3. A handgun can always be changed to a bigger caliber.
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN:


1. A handgun can have its barrel length easily and permanently altered.